"Ummm... Who wants the baby?" - Auntie Michele
"Talk to him in your real voice. None of this 'baby talk.'" - Uncle Dave
"Consider his feelings. I wouldn't want someone drinking in front me without offering me some." - Auntie Heidi
"Sing to him softly and rock him to sleep..." -Auntie Kari
"Do whatever you have to, but first give him his pacifier" - Auntie Christy
Not direct quotes. All comments taken out of context and from alternate sources.
